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Richard is still one of the few folks left out there pitching exercise and healthy eating. What a wacko! (Pic from www.richardsimmons.com)
While one of those mineral based makeups might give you the momentary glee of helping someone with vitilago; there is no comparison to the wall to wall victories you get with weight loss. The mother that finally does something for her herself and makes her time with Richard sacred and thus regains control of her life. As a result of her weight loss she got rid of her abusive husband, changed careers, remarried and is now the CEO of a Fortune 500. (It could happen; two words: Sarah Palin.) At the very least, how do we know what not to wear at the gym unless Richard shows us?!
Forget about Extreme Makeover Home Edition; we had Richard on every minor network and lesser cable station from 7 am – 11 am every Saturday and Sunday. Richard brought humility to over eating. Self esteem within reach via a VHS cassette for 2 small payments of 29.95 plus shipping and handling. Paying for affirmation is the most efficient means to achieve self actualization. It is the American way. Ask any man over 40 dating a Twenty year old but paying for her apartment because he "…wants to." Join me in asking Richard to come out of retirement. We want to "...say farewell to fat" for as we do we say welcome to our selves. We need him to usher us back to wellness with his fluffy white dogs and striped shirts under pastel poly-cotton blend sweaters. Join me, friends, in reciting our mantra: Viva la pink stripped nylon shorts!