Friday Fun!

OMG, it's here...The Weekend.  I couldn't be happier. This week blew for no reason in particular at all. I just didn't like the cut of its jib, you know?

So, here are some things you might have missed. You can thank me later for enlightening you.  Maybe get me something nice for Christmas, like alcohol.

• Tiger Woods is a rich idiot.  There, you don't have to watch The Today Show updates or endless interwebbing about this anymore. He plays golf, he's really good at it and he's not going to loose his sponsors.  OK?

•  Borders UK is closing.  This raises two questions: 1) Will US stores be next? 2) Where will people on-the-go in Britain now take their public poops?

•  This just in: All dudes in Canada are pervs.  The University of Montreal wanted to study men that do not view pornography, but there aren't any in Canada so they switched the focus to those that did watch it. Way to adapt, eh? Oh, I almost forgot, check out this 90210 porn!
  

•  TV/Media blogs are awesome...My fav, Vulture, wrote a bit on last night's hilarious 30 Rock - "Maybe we’re just in a permanently heightened state of meta, as instilled by 30 Rock itself."  Yeah, I see your point and my response is...blurgh. 
  

• I put this on Facebook, but it needs to be here too.

• And finally, for those of you who were in that darn cave you like to hang out in so much, the government failed us again.  It's nice to see John doing what he does best...criticizing The President.
  

Have a super weekend everybody!