Theory Caliora Denim Leggings
- Smooth cotton denim borrows its style from a rock-and-roll era. Front zip with hook-and-bar front
- Top stitch detail at seams
- Front slash coin pocket detail
- Inseam, about 31"
- Rise, about 8"
- Cotton/polyurethane; dry clean
Hey, Saks Fifth Avenue, I just noticed something missing from your helpful bullet pointed description of these awesomely fashionable denim leggings...
Remember how uncomfortable and unflattering these pants were? You basically had to choose between a low hanging crotch or a wedgie - they never just fit because there was constantly pulling from the goddamn stirrups. And boy did they feel good on the arches while making the ass look totally un-mom like. My policy of never wearing anything I ever wore or thought about wearing in grades 3-12 still stands (mid 80's + mid 90's = not good). I'm OK with this updated 80's hipster style that's been happening for a few years now, although my grown-up job (and my age) prevents me from participating. But these pants...existing right now...in 2009? God help us all. Somebody get me a pair of those plastic white Venetian blinds sunglasses, 'cause I can't bear to look.