Thursday, October 15, 2009

Richard Kelly, what's up, bro?

There once was a move called Donnie Darko. It wasn't perfect. It seriously did not make sense in some spots, but Jake G. was weird and appealing and it worked. It was moody and angsty and had a kick ass soundtrack. It gave us the line, "Sometimes I doubt your commitment to Sparkle Motion," and Swayze as a creepy motivation speaker. Brilliant.

And then the director got more money and released perhaps the shittiest director's cut of all time. For which I blame Kevin Smith 'cause he was on the commentary and has also directed some of the shittiest movies of all time. (Yes, I'm serious.) And then came Southland Tales. I don't even know where to start. W..T...F...?

The point is, watch this trailer of Richard Kelly's next movie so you will find the video after the jump amusing.

Come on, what else are you doing right now?

The Box trailer

Raise your hand if you think The Box is going to blow.