Leela: "I feel like I just went ten rounds with Mighty Thor." Fry: "I feel like I was mauled by Jesus."
Man, am I glad 2009 is so over. And now I'm one week down in my little Messianic age (as someone named Bob just reminded me). That's right for a whole week now I've been the same age Jesus might have been probably quite possibly when he was killed. Wow. Makes you think. Or...wait...it makes me think. At 33 he sort of founded a religion, was persecuted hence beginning a legacy that resulted in millions and millions of people believing in love, peace on earth and some of them for some reason believing that dudes shouldn't marry other dudes, or goats 'cause that's like the same thing. What have I done in the last 33 years? Holy crap, I only have 51 more weeks to make something frickin' awesome happen.