Friday, February 26, 2010

Quick Bite: The Crazies

 Hey, you Main Street usually on fire so much?

I learned a few things last night whilst watching the remake of George Romero's 1973 horror fest, The Crazies.  #1: if the school principal of my small town turns into homicidal zombie is about to impale me with a pitchfork while I'm strapped to a hospital gourney, I'm gonna say a lot more than, "Oh, shit."  #2: During an unpredictable situation, especially if there are killer zombies around, if some one says to you, "Stay here. I'll be right back."  Tell them to fuck off and politely inform them that there is safety in numbers. Now, #2 might get you into trouble because if you're all together that eliminates the possibility of your friend coming out of nowhere mutiple times to shoot a zombie seconds before said zombie is about to kill you.  I guess you have to make your own rules.  See Zombieland for help on that.  #3: Don't eat a pound of frickin' Pad Thai before a gory movie.  Jeez, I'm such an idiot.