This will be my first Shark Week without cable. Yeah, it started Sunday night. That's right, Megan: Shark Lover will not be able to provide you with my analysis of Discovery's angle this year. And, they do have an angle. Last year was all bite no brain and this year they seem to be out to elevate their reputation of shark porn purveyor back to edutainment. The current web site features educational tools along with fun stuff (oh, and Craig Ferguson is hosting). Even though I can't actually watch Shark Week with you, I have some stuff to say about it, oddly enough.