Jeff, Rob & Russell. Ask me what my best friends' kids' names are.
I'm about to blow your minds, fair readers. I'm going to tell you something I rarely divulge. I love Survivor. I think I got really hooked during villains vs. heroes and after last week's premier, it's clear that Survivor: Redemption Island is one big batch of Survivor crazy, the best kind of crazy. From everyone's pink underpants to seasoned Survivors like Boston Rob and Russell, this season makes me giddy. I'm not going to pretend to be one of these nutty folks who remember all the contestants' names and pontificates about strategy in all seriousness. I find the whole endeavor to be completely insane and filled with some of the dumbest people this side of America's Funniest Home Videos (remember that show?).*