Soooo, are you watching Survivor? If you did last night, you saw a grown man cry within the first 15 minutes and it was almost sad until he started talking trash. Also on the writer-free TV tip, Mike White and his awesome dad, Mel, were eliminated from The Amazing Race: Unfinished Business on Sunday night, but neither of them cried, much. But, all this reality TV is far from actual reality, I know. That's why the mindless Cheetos loving American in me loves it so damn much...at least for now. I go on these binges that last for months, sometimes years - reality TV, Jello, bacon, porn, whatever manages to keep my attention for more than 15 minutes. Some might say I'm a Renaissance woman, really.